Friends:
TORREY!- The most best, fucking awesome hella hella great hott ass gorgeous
as fuck looking, most sexy, bestest-est girlfriend in the whole fucking world ever to have been dated!!! HELL YEAH! I
LOVE YOU TORREY! GRR BABY! BLOODY FUCKIN GRRRR!!
Matt S.- The pimp sauce G wiz master puddin'
Talus- cool teeth chick
Lori- Pizza Face
Chips- he likes chips
Hannah Bedgood- Blunts and 40s!
Ryan- smells like bacon
Ismond- My Cuz' from da west side
Nena- the
"Interesting" Chick o_O
Lynne- Drunk Ass Cool Rocker Chick
Allegra- a good friend
Hannah Brown- Pumpkin Muffin
Caitlin- My slinky... everyone loves a slinky!
Matt- Mr. satan
Ross- hahaha... ahem heh *cough* yeah...
Kelsey- Cali chick
Amber- the
"100% hottie"...
Tianna- Pshyco Alien Chick
Sumner-
Red Boy...
Megan- The Hardcore punk rocker... ha ha
Ashley- christian chick
Amilia- she knows her booze
Travis- Kung Fu dude
Gabe- he is "ghetto pimpin..." dawg...
Jello Biafra- he sings good music... I just wish he wasn't so damn
obsessed with me.
David- heh, I have no idea.
Steven- PUDDLEMAN!
Cloey- Most kickass skater chick ever!!! I love you.
Kindra- she's crazy and flammable
Kim- she can recite 100 numbers of pie
Gir- He's a robot in a doggy costume
Gary- kick ass hair guy
Rosie- she has cool antennas
Randi- Randi Pants
Lanai- she's pretty hot
No One- ...get it? no one is at the bottom of the list?...