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your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye.
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she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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when she tried joining an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!".
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she makes blind kids cry.
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she makes onions cry.
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I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
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when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back.
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the psychiatrist makes her lie face-down.
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when she looks in the mirror, her pimples popped back in.
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when she gets up, the sun goes down.
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the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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on Halloween, people go dressed as her.
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she has to "Trick or Treat" over the phone.
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instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her
neck.
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when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheque.
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when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
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when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure!"; and your dad replied,
"Yeah, let's go bury it."
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when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
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her mum pushs her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies.
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when I took her to the zoo, a guy at the door said, "Thanks for bringing
her back."
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they put her in the zoo to keep the monkeys from wanking off.
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her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her. her mom had to tie a steak around
her neck so the dogs would play with her.
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her mom had to feed her with a slingshot.
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when she was born, they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.
