Yo Momma So Fat...

she was mistaken for God's bowling ball.
when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
her favourite dress is a tent.
she left home with high heels, she came back with flip-flops.
she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
she needs a building permit for her girdle.
she puts on her belt with a boomerang.
she puts on tampons with a bazooka.
she has to put on lipstick with a paint-roller.
when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please".
when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued".
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight.
when she auditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the part of the big rolling ball.
she couldn't star in Forest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates.
when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains".
when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
she makes Free Wily look like a Tic Tac.
when she sits at the beach, Greenpeace tries to tow her back into the ocean.
when she sits in front of the "Hollywood" sign, you can only see the "H" and the "D".
she has to wear a sock on each toe.
she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
she qualifies for group insurance.
the shadow of her ass weighs 50 lbs.
you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twix on the other side just to get her through.
God said "Let there be Light", and moved her fat ass.
she sells shade in the summer.
cows graze by her for the shade.
the airport categories her ass as carry-on luggage.
she lost at Hide and Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
she could be the eighth continent.
she farted and put herself into orbit.
when your family wants to watch home movies, they dress her in white and seat her in front.
her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a KitKat.
I got rich by making her sit on coal.
her cereal bowl comes with its own lifeguard.
she masturbates while looking at pictures in a cookbook.
I'm jealous of yo daddy. He's got TWICE the woman anyone else has!
I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!


		Yo Momma's So Fat...



		she was mistaken for God's bowling ball. when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. her favourite dress is a tent. she left home with high heels, she came back with flip-flops. she has to iron her pants on the driveway. she needs a building permit for her girdle. she puts on her belt with a boomerang. she puts on tampons with a bazooka. she has to put on lipstick with a paint-roller. when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please". when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued". the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight. when she auditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the part of the big rolling ball. she couldn't star in Forest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates. when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains". when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them. she makes Free Wily look like a Tic Tac. when she sits at the beach, Greenpeace tries to tow her back into the ocean. when she sits in front of the "Hollywood" sign, you can only see the "H" and the "D". she has to wear a sock on each toe. she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat. she qualifies for group insurance. the shadow of her ass weighs 50 lbs. you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twix on the other side just to get her through. God said "Let there be Light", and moved her fat ass. she sells shade in the summer. cows graze by her for the shade. the airport categories her ass as carry-on luggage. she lost at Hide and Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas. she could be the eighth continent. she farted and put herself into orbit. when your family wants to watch home movies, they dress her in white and seat her in front. her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a KitKat. I got rich by making her sit on coal. her cereal bowl comes with its own lifeguard. she masturbates while looking at pictures in a cookbook. I'm jealous of yo daddy. He's got TWICE the woman anyone else has! I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!


				*Sean's* *Yo Momma So Fat...*