Sean's

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This was an entertaining one. . .
















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DrabGray: ...how about those penguins eh?
musicmaniac230: ahhh! they are god!
musicmaniac230: well, not really, they just amuse me
DrabGray: heh, yes
DrabGray: I like the way they walk
musicmaniac230: yeah! then they jump and slide
DrabGray: haha yes!
musicmaniac230: that is soo pimp
musicmaniac230: pimp is good
DrabGray: it's pretty obese
musicmaniac230: huh
DrabGray: I mean... "phat"
musicmaniac230: ah
musicmaniac230: wierd -_-
DrabGray: yeah?
musicmaniac230: yep
DrabGray: that's good
musicmaniac230: i know, i'm just good like that
DrabGray: I'll bet
musicmaniac230: it's the left handedness
DrabGray: .I am left handed
musicmaniac230: ah, noo, i'm supposed to be the special one
DrabGray: don't worry your still special. . .
DrabGray: I am just specialer
musicmaniac230: nu-uh i'm the specialest
musicmaniac230: hooah
DrabGray: psh! bring it on!
musicmaniac230: you bring it!
DrabGray: oh it's been brung baby!
musicmaniac230: meh, alrighty then
musicmaniac230: i'm left handed and i play the clarinet....i win
DrabGray: hmm... I am left handed I have downloaded every episode of every Anime cartoon ever... and... I play... with myself!
DrabGray: I win
musicmaniac230: nooo, i'm lactose intolerant, and i'm...uhh...the queen of all penguins and....I am......just smart-special, i win even more
DrabGray: ... I skip to school
musicmaniac230: i go to school, because i will be hunted down then beaten if i don't
musicmaniac230: with a machette
DrabGray: jeez, your hardcore
musicmaniac230: woo!
musicmaniac230: i win
DrabGray: well... maybe this time
musicmaniac230: muahahaha....cough....haha......snort....ha
DrabGray: damn... the snort laugh
musicmaniac230: woo!
DrabGray: not that!
DrabGray: that's mine
musicmaniac230: duh duh dun
musicmaniac230: no, tis' mine
DrabGray: twas mine first!
musicmaniac230: nu-uh
DrabGray: yeah huh
musicmaniac230: nu-uh
DrabGray: yeah huh times infinite!
musicmaniac230: nope times infinitie cubed
DrabGray: times infinite cubed to the 5th power
musicmaniac230: it doesn't work like that
musicmaniac230: ha
DrabGray: grr...
musicmaniac230: ha
DrabGray: I have a pet Pickle!!!
DrabGray: his name is DIll
DrabGray: *Dill
musicmaniac230: I have a friend who is a white boy trapped in a black boys body named Del
DrabGray: but does he wear pink spandex?!?!
musicmaniac230: no, but he wear green swishy pants that come half the way up his legs due to tallness
DrabGray: ... I like to wear taped up non perscriptioned square framed glasses!
DrabGray: *takes a deep breathe* WITH A NECK STRAP!
DrabGray: o_O
DrabGray: heh, smell that!
musicmaniac230: i wear square framed, well oval, but i still wear glasses...well....my head's so big, they just stay, and i wear a pocket protector *twitch*.
DrabGray: do you criss cross your over all straps!?
musicmaniac230: yeah
musicmaniac230: and my chucks are laced all the way up and my vans are tied
musicmaniac230: and not tucked
DrabGray: psh.. that is soooo normal!
musicmaniac230: nu-uh
DrabGray: yeah huh
musicmaniac230: nu-uh
DrabGray: well... I have a big "Save The Whales" patch on my chucks!
musicmaniac230: i have a safety pin and stickers on mine
DrabGray: me too!!!! with "wizard of oz" shoe laces!!!
musicmaniac230: and sharpie from were the black is coming off
musicmaniac230: invader zim
DrabGray: damn you!
musicmaniac230: muaha!
DrabGray: I scratch my butt a lot!
musicmaniac230: i scratch my the inside of my shoe during geometry, with a compass, on the desk
musicmaniac230: my foot, inside of the shoe...
DrabGray: I am listening to the "The Little Rascals" soundtrack
musicmaniac230: i'm listening to air, and i stab myself in the eye with eye liner
DrabGray: hmmm... I have a fish named Mr. Bigglesworth
musicmaniac230: i had a cat *sob*
DrabGray: I made a cat!
musicmaniac230: i made a frog head out a paper mache!
DrabGray: I have bubble gum flavored tooth paste with pimk sprinkles!!!!!!
musicmaniac230: i wear braces and i have grape flavored flouride, and mint toothpaste
DrabGray: I floss...
musicmaniac230: i can't
musicmaniac230: i have a pipe cleaner that goes between the teeth and the wire
musicmaniac230: and my lip gets stuck
DrabGray: hmm, sexy...I'm a guy. and I light incense!
musicmaniac230: i'm a girl and i use old spice
DrabGray: my mom bought me "really ripped abs" cologne
DrabGray: and I am fat!
musicmaniac230: i bet you i'm bigger, and my mom bought me.....white slim leg jeans *shudder*
DrabGray: ooo, once I wore a bra and wig with pre faded short shorts
musicmaniac230: ahhhh......not, i already wear guy clothes.....i run up to people with my hat on and say "I'm special" and run around in a circle
DrabGray: once I walked around the mall with 3D glasses bumping into people and yelling "IT LOOKS SOO REAL"
musicmaniac230: i sword fought with light sabers in the elevator of a mall and almost got kicked out
DrabGray: well, once.... at band camp, I spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
musicmaniac230: liar
DrabGray: it's true
musicmaniac230: i tripped over a wire when i was marching and fell on top of a tuba player
musicmaniac230: tuba's aren't friendly things to fall on
DrabGray: once I tripped over a cordless phone
musicmaniac230: i run into my dresser every morning, and i swear it moves
DrabGray: my cat likes watching me change
musicmaniac230: mine did....she used to open my door
DrabGray: dude... mine too!
musicmaniac230: it's scary....and you see the paws underneath the door
DrabGray: haha! YES! his name is Xena warrior princess
musicmaniac230: mine was normal, my sister named it...sara
musicmaniac230: and she played with yarn
DrabGray: no!!!
musicmaniac230: yeah, she was old too
musicmaniac230: i had no choice, i wasn't borned
DrabGray: that's terrible
musicmaniac230: i know
musicmaniac230: i win!
DrabGray: no!
musicmaniac230: yes!
DrabGray: nu uh
musicmaniac230: yes-huh
DrabGray: I watch teletubies!
DrabGray: I want a studabeger!!
musicmaniac230: i want a volkswagen van
DrabGray: what colour?
musicmaniac230: blue
musicmaniac230: a green one would be cool too though
DrabGray: with a "Jesus was a hippie" sticker?
musicmaniac230: noooo
musicmaniac230: maybe....something less...oh my my songs on
musicmaniac230: i meant delete that...
DrabGray: I wanna disguise my car as a gigantic sheep dog
musicmaniac230: like in Dumber and Dumber
DrabGray: yup!
musicmaniac230: that'd be cool
DrabGray: oh yes. . .
musicmaniac230: i just want a van
DrabGray: and then trade it for a gas powered scooter with Elmo handle bars
musicmaniac230: yeah
DrabGray: and glo-in the dark spokes
musicmaniac230: and wear a cape when you're riding it
DrabGray: YES!
DrabGray: with scooba gear
musicmaniac230: you could flap in the wind, yeah!
DrabGray: in big bird flip flops
musicmaniac230: i'm doing that when i go to colorado, i'm wearing a cape, and a moose head
DrabGray: a moose head?
DrabGray: that is sooo normal!
musicmaniac230: with a tiara
DrabGray: hmmm
musicmaniac230: and sparklies....i like shiny things
DrabGray: I must say. . . you are a damn good dork
musicmaniac230: *curtsies* thank ya
DrabGray: but as long as I am around... you'll always just have to be second best
musicmaniac230: noooo
musicmaniac230: i reign!
DrabGray: I am afraid so
musicmaniac230: no
DrabGray: I shop at Marshals damnit!
musicmaniac230: I shop at TJ Maxx, and it's still expensive
musicmaniac230: i also get lost
DrabGray: I got lost in my kistchen once and starved to death and died
musicmaniac230: i locked myself in my closet
DrabGray: I live in my closet
musicmaniac230: so do i....
musicmaniac230: i also sleep on the floor
DrabGray: I sleep in my hamper, next to my superman whitey tighies collection
musicmaniac230: i can't fit into my hamper, and i wear underoos
musicmaniac230: with spiderman, who is soo much better
DrabGray: psh! the teenage mutant ninja turtles could so kick spidermans donkey
musicmaniac230: soo not true
DrabGray: yeah huh! turtle power!
musicmaniac230: no, dude, spidey senses, are better than some turles that walked into to some intentionally place radioactive material
DrabGray: spider man got bit by a spider and he cried
musicmaniac230: he did NOT cry! he said, "ow!"
musicmaniac230: riiiight
DrabGray: anyways. . . I win
musicmaniac230: no you don't
DrabGray: YES! I DO!
musicmaniac230: NO YOU DON'T, SIR
DrabGray: I call Portland P-town because it makes me look cool!
musicmaniac230: I say Millingtown, when it's Millington, and I say Mempho, and....
musicmaniac230: I win! and that's that!
DrabGray: no you don't!
musicmaniac230: yes I do
DrabGray: no you don't
musicmaniac230: yes... I do..
DrabGray: nope.
 
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