Sean's

Derelick My Balls

































haha, okay this guy was hell fun. I was talking to my friend Torrey, when she left the room to change her clothes her ex boyfriend got on who had been spending the night at her house and decided to talk to me... This is what happened...
















englishbelle11: THIS SEAN???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Sk8erPunk672: yeah?
Sk8erPunk672: why?
englishbelle11: this is derek
englishbelle11: you heard o me?????????????????????????????
Sk8erPunk672: umm no
Sk8erPunk672: who are you?
englishbelle11: tors best friend
Sk8erPunk672: hmm haven't heard of ya
Sk8erPunk672: sounds familiar...
Sk8erPunk672: oh ya nvm
Sk8erPunk672: derelque my balls haha
Sk8erPunk672: i love that movie
Sk8erPunk672: anyways what do you want?
englishbelle11: ha fuck you 2
Sk8erPunk672: nah I'm good
englishbelle11: promise me you wont hurt her
Sk8erPunk672: bite me, if I did you wouldn't do shit about it anyways
Sk8erPunk672: I never planned to
englishbelle11: i swear to god you fucking hurt her i will kill you
Sk8erPunk672: haha thats cute
Sk8erPunk672: ok, your done run along now derek
englishbelle11: listen kid-- dont fuck it up-- thats a warning
Sk8erPunk672: fuck what up?
Sk8erPunk672: I don't follow warnings anyways
englishbelle11: dont screw w/ her
Sk8erPunk672: you know what? just because I have no idea who you are, never heard of you, taled to you for 4 seconds and I just watched zoolander and think your name is funny as shit I am gonna listen to you....
Sk8erPunk672: haha
Sk8erPunk672: not!
Sk8erPunk672: hahahaha*snort*
Sk8erPunk672: oops excuse me
englishbelle11: do you like her??????????????????????
Sk8erPunk672: do you type more question marks than neccesary?
Sk8erPunk672: yeah
englishbelle11: how much???????????????
Sk8erPunk672: none of your fuckin business
Sk8erPunk672: how about fucking off now before you force me to lose anymore respect I have left for you and torrey
englishbelle11: you fucking leave torrey out of this
Sk8erPunk672: or what prep boy?
Sk8erPunk672: gonna throw your diapers at me?
Sk8erPunk672: haha
englishbelle11: leave torrey out of it
Sk8erPunk672: why dont you pull that tampon out of your ass and grow some balls.. maybe then you wont have to say fuck in order to sound tough
englishbelle11: when you screw this whole thing up-- i will be the one waiting
Sk8erPunk672: waiting for what? puberty?
Sk8erPunk672: sorry dude but thats about as big as it is gonna get man
englishbelle11: just dont fucking hurt her
Sk8erPunk672: what if I do?
Sk8erPunk672: are you threatening me?
englishbelle11: yea i am-- im her ex-- i have a right 2
Sk8erPunk672: sorry things didn't work out for you
englishbelle11: fuck you
Sk8erPunk672: haha
Sk8erPunk672: aww did that make you mad?
Sk8erPunk672: where is Torrey anyways?
Sk8erPunk672: your like... boring.
englishbelle11: sean?
englishbelle11: what the hell
englishbelle11: hold on
englishbelle11: okay!
englishbelle11: uh oh... did derek get on?
Sk8erPunk672: yeah
englishbelle11: oh shit, he wasn't rude was he?
Sk8erPunk672: ha ha, naw, seems like a nice guy.
englishbelle11: oh thank god